It’s $12, I made it because I don’t like all this “swag” use. It’s as if the word swagger has lost it’s value from overuse :(
Messed up things I used to do #4
See how many women I could date at the same time. Answer: 7
Messed up things I used to do #3
Find exactly what turns someone on, do it to the best of my ability until they can’t take it anymore, and then leave them there ;\
Messed up things I used to do #2
Target women with a traumatic past, example: sexual abuse, and get them to believe that someone could still love them for them, and then I would dump them :\
Messed up things I used to do #1
Sometimes I would check the facebook pages of my male friends and date all cute women in their profile pictures :\
I have Spring Beak 2012 on my mind... MIAMI!
No fat chicks.
So I just helped put on a costume party this weekend, it made me think… I invited a myriad of people, but a lot of them just left in the middle of the party, IDK why, all of them said the other parties they went to sucked. Lesson learned; it’s better to spend my energy inviting quality friends, not quantity
Now that I’m older I’m much better at social situations, as in I more or less know what to do and I can do it with comfort. But I’ve lost interest and I seem to lose more and more every day…
swallowthatshit: i havent kissed someone in so long It’s been way too long!
lol, I just saw my one of my youtube user names… -____- WTF was I thinking “Themandude87” lol
People always think they know other people, but they don’t. Not really. I mean,...– Libba Bray (via amaalsaid)
I think that when you’re single you romanticize your last intimate relationship, because you’re lonely and horny lol. Don’t be fooled into thinking that it was so good, it’s just that in a moment of weakness you don’t know any better :)
Sometimes I feel like I have enough sexual energy...
Girl: Hey, what's the difference between pussy and parsley?
Guy: I dunno, what?
Girl: Well who the hell eats parsley ;)
Pants are for losers