November 2011
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It’s $12, I made it because I don’t like all this “swag” use. It’s as if the word swagger has lost it’s value from overuse :( 
Nov 1st
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October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Messed up things I used to do #4
See how many women I could date at the same time. Answer: 7 
Oct 31st
Messed up things I used to do #3
Find exactly what turns someone on, do it to the best of my ability until they can’t take it anymore, and then leave them there ;\
Oct 31st
Messed up things I used to do #2
Target women with a traumatic past, example: sexual abuse, and get them to believe that someone could still love them for them, and then I would dump them :\
Oct 31st
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Messed up things I used to do #1
Sometimes I would check the facebook pages of my male friends and date all cute women in their profile pictures :\
Oct 31st
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I have Spring Beak 2012 on my mind... MIAMI!
No fat chicks. 
Oct 31st
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So I just helped put on a costume party this weekend, it made me think… I invited a myriad of people, but a lot of them just left in the middle of the party, IDK why, all of them said the other parties they went to sucked. Lesson learned; it’s better to spend my energy inviting quality friends, not quantity 
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Now that I’m older I’m much better at social situations, as in I more or less know what to do and I can do it with comfort. But I’ve lost interest and I seem to lose more and more every day…
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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swallowthatshit: i havent kissed someone in so long It’s been way too long!
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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lol, I just saw my one of my youtube user names… -____- WTF was I thinking “Themandude87” lol
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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“People always think they know other people, but they don’t. Not really. I mean,...”
– Libba Bray   (via amaalsaid)
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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I think that when you’re single you romanticize your last intimate relationship, because you’re lonely and horny lol. Don’t be fooled into thinking that it was so good, it’s just that in a moment of weakness you don’t know any better :)  
Oct 25th
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Sometimes I feel like I have enough sexual energy...
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Oct 25th
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Girl: Hey, what's the difference between pussy and parsley?
Guy: I dunno, what?
Girl: Well who the hell eats parsley ;)
Oct 24th
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Pants are for losers
Oct 24th
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