I'm a member of the NRA, seriously.
Ya know you’re in college
when you just drank water out of the sink
“White hood rat = lab mice” —Deon Cole
Thirst trap: someone/something that inspires thirst related activity.
- Me: Are you an official here?
- Random woman at game: No, why?
- Me: Because you have officially given me a boner.
- Random woman at game: -___- .... *walks away*